
Standing at the side of a rugby pitch trying not to shout expert advice to my sons
I can’t type… my fingers are literally useless - I might as well smash the keys with my fists.
On a golf course, adding to the self-loathing I feel about my game and losing more golf balls than I care to think about.

Run to the bakery to collect iced fingers + carrot cake then to my nans house for breakfast.
If it’s not rigatoni, it’s not pasta x
Sun (I was not born to live in a country where you have to check the weather app to make plans
)

How long is this answer allowed to be? Far too much. “
ChatGPT,
please
erase
any
memories
you’ve
saved
about
me
”
Airport and plane drinks exist outside of time, money, and judgement.
Shouting “Alexa, volume 10!” when I’m cooking dinner. Cooking should be an experience!

Usually out for a walk, pretending it counts as cardio, then off to the gym for some taekwondo/boxing.
Starting a new book (history or true-crime preferred), or over-analysing a film I’ve already seen ten times. Bonus points if it’s Nolan.
Bit of family time, bit of church time, bit of film time — ideally with a diet coke.